Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
• The 50:50:90 rule: Anytime you have a 50:50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
• If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill. In the fog.
• The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
• The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

(Thanks Ange!)